What is an ideal laptop?

I am pretty certain that almost every university in the country offers MS Office online free while in college. And since you will almost always be working in a location with WiFi, you will likely save all your work in the cloud.

In college, you want something light and easy to carry and travel with. Stick with around a 14″ screen and an SSD drive. Don’t worry about having a big drive in the laptop. And you probably will not need any touch or tablet capabilities for what you are using it for.

If you want, you can then get a bigger monitor, keyboard, mouse, and external drive to set up on your desk when at home. Then you just plug the laptop into the monitor and the drive/keyboard/mouse into the USB of the laptop and you have a bigger workstation. Best of both worlds.

The ideal laptop:

• Doesn’t have a built-in missile launcher.
• Is made of aluminium.
• Has black keys.
• Has a PCIe SSD.
• Doesn’t have a touchscreen.
• Has an Apple Logo.
• Has a black non-removable battery.
• Has few vents for a cooling system that hardly works.
• Runs MacOS.
• Is at least 12″.
• Has a display.
• Comes in a white box.
• Has gray ports.
• Comes with a gray charging cable.
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